I would hate to have to come into work on your day off and then work for only 2 minutes… I’m glad that never happens anywhere I know of…
I laugh a little harder each time i see this.
Because there’s gotta be something more than lying in the front yard, naked, screaming at the constellations. I want something more than an apology to say, when I look the world in the eye.
I was really bored on the 4th of July while my friends were downtown drinking
Morgan Murphy's pick up line
- Have you ever stolen anything?
- Well, would you like to five-finger dis-cunt?
My booty isn’t ghetto! Its sculpted and handsome!