I was really bored on the 4th of July while my friends were downtown drinking
Morgan Murphy's pick up line
- Have you ever stolen anything?
- Well, would you like to five-finger dis-cunt?
My booty isn’t ghetto! Its sculpted and handsome!
"Turn down for what" was playing at work...
- Boss: So I had to turn down the volume-
- Me: Turn down for what?!
HAHAHAHHAHA! I LOVE ANIMANIACS!