I would hate to have to come into work on your day off and then work for only 2 minutes… I’m glad that never happens anywhere I know of…

I laugh a little harder each time i see this.

I laugh a little harder each time i see this.

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did-you-kno:

The FDA has no evidence that e-cigarettes are safe, and scientists say that inhaling the vapors puts your health at risk.
Source

Huh…

did-you-kno:

The FDA has no evidence that e-cigarettes are safe, and scientists say that inhaling the vapors puts your health at risk.

Source

Huh…

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Because there’s gotta be something more than lying in the front yard, naked, screaming at the constellations. I want something more than an apology to say, when I look the world in the eye.

I was really bored on the 4th of July while my friends were downtown drinking

I think he’s waiting to see what’s after the credits to guardians of the galaxy.

I think he’s waiting to see what’s after the credits to guardians of the galaxy.

(Source: awwww-cute)

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Morgan Murphy's pick up line

  • Have you ever stolen anything?
  • Nope
  • Well, would you like to five-finger dis-cunt?

My booty

My booty isn’t ghetto! Its sculpted and handsome!