I was really bored on the 4th of July while my friends were downtown drinking

I think he’s waiting to see what’s after the credits to guardians of the galaxy.

I think he’s waiting to see what’s after the credits to guardians of the galaxy.

(Source: awwww-cute)

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Morgan Murphy's pick up line

  • Have you ever stolen anything?
  • Nope
  • Well, would you like to five-finger dis-cunt?

My booty

My booty isn’t ghetto! Its sculpted and handsome!

shakespearelove:

i-m-a-good-viper:

Lesbians:

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Men:

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Aaaaaaaand I can’t breathe.

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"Turn down for what" was playing at work...

  • Boss: So I had to turn down the volume-
  • Me: Turn down for what?!

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darksilenceinsuburbia:

Ralf Brueck

Distortion

2010-2013

at first i just thought i was still scrolling through tumblr… but then i realized that these are really cool! 

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HAHAHAHHAHA! I LOVE ANIMANIACS!

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